The new trailer for Grand Theft Aut VI I just dropped and we are all losing it in the office. The first return to Vice City in 23 years is very different from the last one, which is put to the aesthetics of the 80s so it seems a modern story by Bonnie and Clyde in the Rockstar version of Miami.
Like incredible ash GTA v He was in Los Santos, he definitely lacked some sports. Of course, you could play tennis or do yoga, but if we are honest, the “sports” are not the first thing that comes to mind in the Los Angeles culture. Miami, well, that is a bit different, and we start talking about all the things we expect to be in the game.
A robbery at the F1 Vice City Grand Prix
Do you see many things on a Formula One racing track. Among them? The control points ensure in each corner, sufficient security for the event to seem that it is being carried out in a high secret military installation, and many extremely rich ears attended by companies through elaborate activations and expectations.
It sounds like the perfect backdrop for a robbery.
A satire in the nose or Lionel Messi
There is Nothing More Miami than taking something that the city never cared in Inter Miami, and turning it into the most popular ticket during the night due to an athlete. This has everything that Rockstar loves Rideroon: celebrity addiction in the United States, tax evasion, a niche of sports issues such as the MLS.
If we are not doing something to kidnap a false Messi, we have ruined.
Liam Coen Voice acting some
It can be a bit part for everything that matters to me. We cannot have a protagonist with the surname “Duval” and not have the new coach in chief of the Jaguars “giving the best (and hilarious)” Duvaaal. ”
People who complain about traffic
One of the main themes in the Miami Grand Prix last week?
Traffic.
No, not traffic in the circuit, but the traffic that reaches it. It is a duration of an incredible moment in the FIA press conference on Thursday when the Red Bull driver, Yuki Tsunoda, complained about traffic around Miami, when driver Alpine Pierre Gasly intervened “you get a police escort, what do you complain!”
Therefore, some traffic jokes are expected, and now they are the tangential sports relationship.
Jimmy Butler as a character
I know he is with the Warriors, but Jimmy Butler’s best remembered years will always be like the Miami Heat star. Give me a NBA player of coffee lover to spend time. Identically each scene his hair changes in honor of Butler’s love for changing his appearance.
Maybe it is a robbery in a professional basketball game and he is the inner man?
This is drugs for Michael Irvin
It can be a missions donor.
Give Michael Irvin drugs
He can be the end of a search.
An empty baseball stage
Average assistance for the duration of the Miami Marlins The 2024 season was only 13,425.
That is less than the abveria of 14,355 dead in the 2023 season.
Miami Freedom Park
A new stadium for Inter Miami CF is being built, right at Miami International Airport. It is described as an upcoming “recreation destination that all Miamians can enjoy, providing 58 acres of public parks and green spaces, a technological center, restaurants and shops, soccer fields for the community, a 25,000 stage for Inter Miami.”
It is expected to open in … 2026. Just in time for Gtavi.
Miami hurricanes act on the radio
No Miami -based video game would be complete without a tribute to the most emblematic sports brand in Miami, but only in this way. Miami football is on the cusp or is good again, but always loses catastrophicly.
Let’s celebrate the historically hilarious thesis thesis by putting the option for a game of Miami Hurricanes on the radio, but only hurricanes lose in a loose ball when they could have knee tasks, or be crushed by a super senior QB. You can have the calls of fans as they do normally on the radio after the game!
A literal crocodile in a golf course
We have all seen it before:
There must be a secondary search in the game in which you have to play golf, but then a crocodile approaches the hole and you have to check it, get away or fight crocodile with your golf clubs. It would be an absolute cinema.
